cowboy boots

boys, if you wanna attract girls like me (which you probably don't), you should try wearing cowboy boots. yes, you heard me. COWBOY BOOTS. maybe its just me, but it's INSANELY hot if you wear them. and im not talking temperature wise.
feel free to take this advice :D

me: yesterday in class i saw this dude wearing cowboy boots and i CANNOT stop thinking about him ksuhgfkribauhl
friend: jeez is it really that great?
me: y e s

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on a cowboy boot

What you say to someone when prompted with a question you don't know the answer to.

(During an infomercial selling a Panini grill.)
Kathy Mitchell: Do you like sandwiches, have you had a Panini before?
Steve Brule: On a cowboy boot.
(Infomercial stops; awkward pause.)

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cowboy booting

To have stenuous sexual intercourse resulting in a cowboy walk...
jangling of spurs alos come into play

duuude...i was cowboy booting with her yesterday, and i cant walk

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blue cowboy boots

In Texas, men who wear blue cowboy boots are signifying there homosexuality.

Used as a beacon to signal to other interested partners to preform.

I’m wearing my blue cowboy boots tonight to meet a get guy.

pennsylvania cowboy boots

A high rubber boot.

You see how many pennsylvania cowboy boots are around this place man? We gotta move on...

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Cowboy boot in a mud puddle

Fucking someone with a very loose vag. Possibly right after a pregnancy.

;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!

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