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Crab dangle is when you make the stance like a crab, and walk like a crab over the girls face.. Thus made thou crab danglin
Ayy bitch lets blow this joint and go "crab dangle"?!
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The act of pleasuring a Chinese railworker by tickling his prostate with a saudering iron. (Illegal in 47 States)
Joan preformed the Southern Crab Dangle most sexily. kekekeke.
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A sexual position requiring four people and a tractor. First theorized in 2004 it has yet to be realized in real life.
$500??? Maybe for a Mississippi Crab Dangle!
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1. A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicals appear to dangle. See also, Shaka Zulu Style
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“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.
“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”
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A position by which the male some how props his legs up to the point where the sack dangles below him as he pumps. The kicker is that lube is replaced with tabasco sauce.
In about three minutes there is going to be groans of pain or pleasure. I can't tell which it will be.
Why's that?
'Cuz I'll be hittin' you wit' the mexican crab dangle!
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A sexual position, typically performend between two relatives in southern Indiana, involves corn on the cob and lots of human excrement.
I was driving through Evansville last weekend, I stopped for some lunch and caught this brother giving his sister the Indiana Crab Dangle in the rest room.
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A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.
Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.
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