crackamole

the stuff that's left when you don't wipe well enough

My butt itches. There must be some crackamole.

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crackamole

the stuff that's left when you have not wiped yourself well enough

My butt itches. I think I left some crackamole.

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crackamole`

crackamole` is a green growth, similar in texture and consistency to guacamole`, that occurs on a docket skank or crackwhore as a result of extremely poor personal hygiene.

Eric: "omg Bruce! did you see that green shit on that cum dumpster!"

Bruce: "yeah man! it was fucking rank. she must have like crackamole` or something. that shit was so chunky!"

Eric: "gahh! that didnt improve the taste of her ham sandwhich at all! it was like eating a rotten fish taco with california cheese dip