Crack Ice

Ice inserted at the top of an exposed butt crack (tall crack)

Someone should crack ice that lap noodle.

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Crack the Ice

The act of surprizing unsuspecting coworkers by dropping ice down the back of their pants. This usually occurs in the middle of their shift, while they are on an important call.

Steven: "Joley...I'm so bored..."
Joley: "Do something entertaining"
Steven: "I know! I'll crack the ice with that new Danny idiot behind us!"

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ice crack

A highly addictive beverage that can cause people to drive miles to get a fix.

timmies girl "Hi can I take your order please"

customer "I'd like a medium Ice Crack please and 20 timbits"

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