A group of crackheads assembled for whatever reason or purpose.
If you walk by the soup kitchen around noon, you can see the crack pageant go around the entire block.
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Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.
Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".
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