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To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)
"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"
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(v.) To fill a toilet completely to the rim with toilet paper and THEN poop on top of the wad
When combined with the act of "upper decking" someone's toilet, the cradle becomes the "Grand Slam."
Guy 1: Jake was being a dick at his part last night so we cradled his toilet
Guy 2: That's gonna take hours to clean.
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(N) When someone or something gives you the inspiration to say "aww" or it is cute, it is considered cradle.
(V) to cradle it, something you want to hold or touch
(note: not used in a sexual sense)
That old man holding the door for his wife is cradle!
You just made my day, cradle you!
You are so cradle!
That little dog is cradle with barrettes in it's hair.
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n.- filthy fucking paedo, who goes by the name of Cradle. Preys on little children esp. those with no limbs. - disgusting isn't it?
alt.- 'Cradle', 'Cradle Snatcher', 'Fucking Paedo' or 'Stay Away From My Kids'
No examples - just don't let go of your child's/ baby sister/brother's hand. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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Needs a shave constantly.
Dodgy child snatcher who looks similar to Gollum.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, SHOOT YOUR SONS
It's just safer that way!
-Look Cradle!
-What?
-Actually it's nothing.
-What was it?
-Nothing...really!
-What was it...wait were you pointing to that kid?
-No.
-You were weren't you?
-Well...okay, yes.
-Why would I be interested in that four year old?
-Well you are drooling.
-Oh, I see.
-Mmmmm
-Aaaaahhh.
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To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)
"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"
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when two gay men ingage in violent buttsex, causing the balls of each respective man to hit eachother, causing a newton’s cradle effect
jimmy: those fags were cradling
jimbob: radical
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