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When you place a Sex Ad on Craig's List because you are not getting any.
My husband wasn't giving up the goods, so I threatened him I was going to go Craig's List on his ass if he didn't put out!
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A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.
I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!
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A hurriedly organized mass suck festival using the internets. Participants are typically those lurking the internet for a random encounter.
Bill: How was the Craig's List hook up?
Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.
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A sarcastic reference to washed up and desperate celebrities such as valeri bertonelli, Jason Alexander, Sara rue, kirstie alley featured on Jenny Craig commercials. Including Gilfred Godfrey for shoedini
I saw George from Seinfeld on this Jenny Craig commercial the other day he's hit an all time low dude, he's a Jenny Craigs list celeb now
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When you earn so much money on Craig's list, you become a complete douche to your friends and all you care about is making more Craig's list money.
Daaaamnn dude, you gots Craigs List corruption!
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A female that posts on Craiglist's "Casual Encounters" with faceless attractive pictures, but when contacted via email, sends pictures of very large BBW that needs to go on Jenny Craig.
I was trying to hook up on Craigslist last week but found Jenny Craig-List . She sent pictures of herself eating a bucket of fried chickent!!
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The place to find employees to staff a front office.
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.