Cranial Suppository

n. temporary state of having ones head in ones ass or other orifice.

Etymology: cranial- of or relating to the cranium or bones that encase the brain; Greek in origin. + Suppository- easily melted solid placed in a body cavity or passage; Latin in origin.

Officer: "Is there a reason you are in such a hurry tonight?"
Dave: "Sorry officer, I had a cranial suppository, it won't happen again!"

"Apparently I had a cranial suppository last night, I didn't mean to offend you."

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