"My flaccid penis mashed against the entry hole of her cranny."
"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"
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mostly used as an adjective to define derro behaviour. Doing something with alcohol, cigarettes or drugs will get you referred to as this if you're a boy or Getting pregnant at a young age for girls
"look at that guy, hes so drugged up"
"yeah hes so cranny"
"Lisa got knocked up"
"Isnt she 16?"
"yep, shes so cranny"
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The result of a cranberry colliding at high speeds with a granny (grandmother). It has a fruity taste but wit ha hint of soap and denture cream mixed in. It is still considered a fruit, but not good to eat.
That's one plump cranny, dude.
Man, my cranny exploded on me the other day and now I'm all sticky.
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A Tranny who is also a creeper
That chick is a creep and i think shes got some balls
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A grandmotherβs vagina, the most sacred of all places; that which shall never be mentioned.
βDude, my mom made me visit my grandma yesterday and all I could smell was her cranny! So stank!β
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Crannying is using Google in order to find out answers to trivia questions and passing them off as your own.
Can you name someone who has been a team mate of Micah Richards, Santi Cazorla, Cristiano Ronaldo, Shay Given and Andrea Pirlo?
Someone answers "Giuseppe Rossi" after 10 seconds.
"Fucking hell, he's been Crannying again!"
When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.
Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"
Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"
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