When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
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When someone is overreacting to a really minor problem. Or what you say when someone is being a total boob punch.
Mom: Where the hell were you?!
Me: I got detention.
Mom: DETENTION???!?!?
Me: It's no big deal Mom, don't have a crap attack.
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noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.
I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.
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when your ass is blocked full of shit, and it all splurts out like fluid from a bottle.
'I just had a crap attack at work today and I got fired'
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this is when u get stressed out and feel you have 2 av a bf(bitch fit-white chicks)
if someone makes you angry and you scream and shout and tantrum. this is a crap attack.
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to take a crap in a persons indoor garbage can and not tell them about it, letting it stink up their room
Steve was mad that Mark drank his beer, so he went into his room and gave him a crap attack while he was gone
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When you start having a heart attack when you have to take a crap from smoking
My grandma just had a crap attack
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