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a crapbook is a fucking piece of shit school chromebook that is fucking RIDDLED with unnecessary malware and spying tools.
guy 1: my chromebook is so slow.
guy 2: is it a school crapbook?
guy 1: whats a crapbook?
guy 2: its a crappy chromebook.
guy 1: oh. yea its a school crapbook.
guy 2: probably got tons of fucking malware on it.
Any Apple MacBook that features Intel GMA Graphics (1st gen -> 4th Gen).
Haha your MacBook has Intel GMA... you got a CrapBook.
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Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.
A book one brings while in a bathroom defecating or urinating.
Setting:(Harry Potter convention)
Jk rowling: -and now the book is out. Any questions?
Man#1: How much will the book be when it's out?
Jk rowling: About 30 U.S dollars give or take.
Man#2: Can i see that book for a second?
Jk rowling: whah...what?
Man#2: yeah i'll be back in like-
Jk rowling: Um i don't think so-
Man#2: I've been sitting here for over an hour and a half, listening to you ramble and I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!... I may be in the bathroom for a while i NEED a crapbook! DO you get me?
Jk rowling:(with look of horror) That's..that..that's disgusting!
Man#2: YOU KNOW WHATS DISGUSTING? THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK THAT"S WHOLE METAPHOR IS CHILD RAPE! Now my bowels are about to make this room into a Gas chamber Gimme the fucking book!
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Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.
The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.
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The ritual of swiping through profile photos in a dating app, while on the toilet.
Why does he always take so long in the bathroom?
He's probably just CrapBooking again on Bumble or ColombianCupid.
The crap that bad working moms attempt to throw together to make their kids feel less neglected after they see hand-stitched memory books put together by their friends' bored and sexually repressed moms.
"Sweetie, mama's too busy to have documented every single day of your life in a scrapbook bound by the fibers of my placenta... but I DID make you a crapbook that includes your birth weight and time (give or take a few ounces and hours) and your fortune cookie results from last night's takeout!"
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