When someone shits between someone else’s bootycheeks and it smooshes to make a patty, with the cheeks as the buns.
“I want me a pipin’ steamy spicy crappy patty right now.”
The crabby patty hamburger from Spongebob but instead of meat it’s made with shit :)
Bro, r u gonna eat that dang Crappy Patty, look noice :>