Crazy Diane

Far left radical who thinks anyone who doesn’t share her opinion (on political and social justice issues) is uneducated or worse racist/sexist/homophobic/etc.

A Crazy Diane doesn’t have much of an education past high school but thinks everyone who doesn’t share the same radical views as her is uneducated. A Crazy Diane will seek any person of color at work and “black it up” with them as a means of not presenting herself as a racist. Even though Crazy Diane practices segregation by living in exclusively white neighborhoods, and never frequents any urban areas with high minority concentrations; she can use the high fives she gives to people of color at the office as “proof” she isn’t racist.

Crazy Diane’s spends most of her day talking about her hate for law enforcement and the military. This is especially concerning because a Crazy Diane has no way of protecting themselves or their families from any violent threat (foreign or domestic). Crazy Diane snarls at cops when they drive past them but won’t hesitate to call the cops the moment they need help.

Crazy Diane is secretly (and sometimes not so secretly) anti-American. They hate the US and everything it stands for. They regard the flag as a piece of polyester and don’t even try to pretend they know the words to the national anthem at sporting events. Despite being a top 10% income earner, they talk about being personally oppressed or somehow find a way to feel victimized by living in the USA with its systemic oppression.

A) There goes Crazy Diane calling someone racist again because they don’t believe people should have the right to start a riot and burn down innocent people’s homes and businesses.

B) Stop being a Crazy Diane, everyone knows you don’t have any black friends.

C) oh look, there’s a Crazy Diane virtue singling again.

D) Stop being a Crazy Diane! it’s perfectly safe to spend one evening in the city where there are Black people. Remember you gave your office colleague who is black a high five so you’ll be safe

E) Stop trying to burn that American flag you Crazy Diane!

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