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Crazy Turkey

When your having sex, and the girl moans, but instead of a regular moan she gobbles likes a turkey.

You've gotten the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed!

by Bethtojatjar December 13, 2014

52๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Catching the Crazy Turkey

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

by Reckz December 13, 2014

175๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

by Stargazerone December 12, 2014

385๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Catch the crazy turkey

When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey

Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey

by Krimson_bloodrayne December 12, 2014


Catching The Crazy Turkey

To have sex.

I hear Bill was catching the crazy turkey with Jess last night.

by /r/RoosterTeeth December 12, 2014

110๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Catching the Crazy Turkey

Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay

"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."

by TheSilkKIng December 12, 2014

25๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Catching the crazy turkey

An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!

Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by 2bantah December 13, 2014

31๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž