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cream castle

A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.

Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.

by Cream Queen December 14, 2020


Ice Cream Castle

One of Morris Day and The Time's hits from 1984. Better than Jungle Love.

"We're all ice cream castles in the summertime.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
We're all ice cream castles in the sun.
Ice cream castles when we fall.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
Summertime, summertime, summertime."

I just got home from working third shift and my brother put 'Ice Cream Castle' on repeat until I passed out on the floor.

by compact asian November 22, 2004

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