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Cream of the Cock

In the Cock world, pardon the pun, but this is the cock that rises to the top.

Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020


Cream of The Cock

A term for the sexiest man or the man with the biggest cock in a group(or field) of men.

Jake: Dude, why are all those girls all over Sean?
Justin: I don't know dude, maybe he's the cream of the cock.

Jane: I heard he has a big dick.
Jessy: Big isn't even close to describing it, he's the cream of the cock!

by GaryRidgeway April 19, 2013

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cream of cock

The ejaculation of ones cock. Named for its texture and color. Originated at GC&SU.

1) Kay: mmmm i cant wait to get me a big helping of cream of cock!!
2) Nate(pi kapp RA): oh babygirl imma give you so much cream of cock you'll never go hungry again
3) Lauren: the muti-purpose room blows so bad, when you open the door a wave of cream of cock flows out.

by Kay-Lynn September 27, 2006

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ice cream cock

is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.

Henry the biggest nerd spilled ice cream on his cock so he could get a blow job from his dog ( ice cream cock)

Tom was getting dogjob and his dog bit his cock off now he pisses out of his mouth,ears and recently installed vagina. ( ice cream cock)

by unpimp November 21, 2007

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Ice Cream Cock

The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.

Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."

by essemg April 29, 2019