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When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”
Cricket dick
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noun An insult used on males to insult the size of their penis... Also just generally hilarious.
Bob: Jane, can we have sex?
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.
"What up, cricket dick?"
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I name for annoying people who have a small dick
Hey look vento has a cricket dick
Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.
"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."
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a faggot who makes to much noise and pisses you off
that dick cricket john needs to shut the fuck up
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Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.
Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.