crig

When one makes a stupid mistake one is know to have crigged it. A crig is a mistake made through lack of thought or skill.

Oh my god! You've pathetically crigged that!
That was an almighty crig on your part!

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Crigs

Slang name for testicles

Not getting that job was a real kick in the crigs.

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Crig

(n) - a person who is the wierd one in the group and likes to say random things at very random times, making everyone around him think he is a straight dumbass
(adj) - a very wierd person who nobody tries to be like

Noun : John, stop dancing in a monkey suit you fucking crig.

Adj: John, quit being criggy, it’s wierding me out and makes me want to hurt you.

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Crig

Different, better word for the name 'Craig.'

Hey there, Crig. You're looking fabulous today.

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crigged

A state of intoxication brought on by the excessive imbibition of alcohol.

Example 1- (verb)
Party Animal 1: man, i got so crigged up last night, I couldn't walk straight.
Party Animal 2: no way man.
Party Animal 1: way.

Example 2- (noun)
Respected Citizen 1: I would describe your current state of mind as that of a crigger, comrade. I say this solely because you are a drunk.
Respected Citizen 2: Nonsense, I've only had a sherry,

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Crig

Noun:
Offensive. Word splice for "crazy nig" use as a term for any person attempting to cause others misfortune regardless of ethnicity.

Verb:
Subjecting a person to an unpleasant experience, ranging from minor inconvenience to life-threatening situations.

Noun:
"I almost didn't make it home last night, thankfully I'm good at dodging crigs."

Verb:
"If you're planning on sleeping with your neighbor's wife, keep in mind that you're about to massively crig him."

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Crig Dick

Man with a very large penis.

Dayym son! You have a Crig Dick!