The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.
He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.
Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
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