Crimnip1

Crimnip1 (Alexandra), aka the first crimnipple, was created from crimnipple dust left behind by the 0.69th crimnipple, at the bottom of the sky.

They were canonically slayed by Jetsach.

Random person 1: Did you know Crimnip1 is a weed addict?
Random person 2: Oh, like your uncle?
Random person 1: ....You have 5 seconds to run....