Crimson Chin-up

In the event of sex, if one has a long enough chin, and the strength to pick up another participant( who is currently on their minstrel cycle); then they would’ve met the proper conditions, and would in fact be preforming the “Crimson Chin-up”

Hello there, I hear it’s that time. Care for a Crimson Chin-up before you get ready for your daily commute?