Crinkle Heins Spooker

The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.

Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...