crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

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crinkle dick

A dick which is shriveled or wrinkled.

Jeremy came out of the pool and the girl said "gross Jeremy has a crinkle dick."

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