Crisco wristwatch

Stick your hand in a can of Crisco until it's lubed all around. Then insert your hand/fist in a woman's rectum until your watch tickles her stink star.

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Crisco wristwatch

Referenced in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" from the album Sheik Yerbouti.

The context is as follows: Ram it, Ram it, Ram it, Ram it up yer poop chute *Wrist-watch; Crisco* (crisco wristwatch for the purposes of this example)

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wristwatch crisco

Lubrication used for anal fisting activities.

I had a hard time stuffing my digits into her asshole until I slathered on some wristwatch crisco.

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