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Refers to a dry and chapped wenis (the skin on the outside of your elbow)
You've got crispy fries, you should get some lotion for them
When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
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Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
Person 1: Wow, you've got a really bad sunburn!
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!
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When you fuck someone using Fried Food as Sex tools.
Yo I gave my Girlfriend a Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck last night
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Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!
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