Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.

Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.

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crock pottin

The act off passing out while having sex with a girl, leaving your meat in the vagina to soften and marinate. Usually the result of too much drinking.

Meghan came by to ride my krump stump I was so drunk I ended up crock pottin it up.

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Crock pottin

To leave a large turd in the toilet for an extended period of time allowing it to become liquified and odorous.

Upon my return from vacation I discovered I had forgotten to flush the toilet and left a turd crock pottin for the entire 3 weekend.

Crock Pottin'

When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.

I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.