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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 6, 2021


Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 6, 2021