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crotch tent

Boner, Erect Penis, Hard On.

This stripper was so freakin hot I pitched a crotch tent.

by t0sh1r0 December 25, 2009


Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

by Brobacca May 15, 2011

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