A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.
"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"
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Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin
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A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.
Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.
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Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs
When ever i take a chicks panties off, i check for crotch goblins
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A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.
Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!
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One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.
I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.
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Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.
Jesus, I can't believe Steve botched the Henderson account! What a total crotch goblin!
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