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the car u dont wanna see behind u with flashing lights :)
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The baddest ass car ever made by Ford. Huge trunk (to stash "whateva"), V8 power, durable, cheap and easy for repairs, a million of them on the road so parts are readily available, great for pimping out, etc. Many people have several in their driveways.
I was cruisin the Bucket in my crown victoria, with Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" blasting out the speakas'. Easily 5 bitches flashed me.
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A large 4 door sedan produced by Ford. Largely used by Police and Government Agencies, and old people. A popular choice for young people looking to be inconspicuous. Cops naturally overlook the Crown Victoria. A large amount of power in a decieving package, the LX Crown Vic contains the same engine as the LX mustang.
Plenty of room in the Front and Back seats for playing around.
Did you see that dude in the Crown Victoria smoke the rice burner at the light? Man, he even had 4 people in the car and the cop next to him didnt even blink an eye when he mashed the gas!!!
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a line of large cars made by ford
driven only by 90 year olds and cops
usally seen with about 7 radio antennas (both VHF and UHF), a lightbar and a police officer in the back, seen all the time on I-66 behind rice burners.
"Dude, i put a hairdryer out of the window of my grandpa's crown victoria and everyone thought i was a cop
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Large car made by Ford that is used by many police departments. Since Chevy quit making large, rear-wheel drive Impalas, the Crown Vic is the choice of car for many cops.
Unfortunately, it has a nasty habit of exploding when hit from the rear; as often happens when police park by the side of the road. There are several lawsuits against Ford for this car, for this reason.
Daaamn....what was that noise?
Oh, that was some unlucky cop in his Crown Vic being blown up, cause some drunk rear-ended his patrol car.
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1.A cop car with a nasty habit of exploding when rear-ended.
2. porky the pigs new pimpin ride.
1. Satan:Damn yo what happened to you?
You:Shit man i got drunk and rear-ended a cop.
Cop:I knew i was going to hell! I want mommy!!
2. oink oink oink! pigs drive crown victorias.
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