Crowned as a princess

Intentially getting a girl so fuck up she can't stand stripping her naked then having a minimum of 4 men jackoff into her hair.

This lightweight at a party got crowned as a princess then woke up the next morning asking her why strands of hair are sticking together.

Crown Princess Victoria

The future queen of Sweden who almost lost her crown
to her younger brother before the law was changed so that
the oldest child would become monarch, regardless of gender.

She has a very sassy daughter and hot husband and basically
comes from a beautiful family. She's way more popular than
her father, King Carl Gustav.

Person 1: "Did you know that Mary Ellen almost lost her father's inheritence to her younger brother?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's such a Crown Princess Victoria now."

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Crown Princess Mary of Denmark

Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.

Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.

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