A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.
I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.
A woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or "crunchy" personality.
Damn, that girl was a crunchy taco.
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A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little โdown timeโ from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.
Who doesnโt like salt? And it means sheโs active not dirty. New way to use the word โSaltyโ.
Hey Steve what did you do last night?
โFirst I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.โ
When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell
Joe: โaye man you hooked up with that girl right?โ
Jason: โYeah man but she had that crunchy taco.โ
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Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.
I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.
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