Crusty tube sock

A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.

“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”

“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”

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Crusty tube socks

The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.

General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks

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