crutchie

A person (usually a male) with a cripple fetish, the term being akin to "plushie." The sexual attraction can apply to a variety of the physically and emotionally afflicted, ranging from those temporarily disabled by knee surgery and sporting a knee brace and crutches, to full quadriplegics in automated wheelchairs, to the elderly who use canes or walkers. On the emotional spectrum, highly codependent women are often objects of desire.

Dan's not into hood rats or club girls--he's a crutchie. He's cruising the ER for a hot mangled chick to take home and bang.

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Crutchy

Character in the movie Newsies played by Marty Belafsky. His right leg is gimp so he uses a crutch. Dances around and sings with his crutch.

Crutchy beat the Delancys over the head with a stick.

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Crutchie

the stalking legend. the human embodiment of passive aggressiveness. has been stalking you for months even though you've never said a word to each other. stalking somebody at this very moment.

part of a secret society. obsessed with five year old boys who like sharks. has an overflowing blackmail folder. is obsessed with the difference between who's and whose.

Andrew Keenan Bolger parody. nonexistent ego. extremely self conscious. professional singer and dancer.

has an emotionally fulfilling sticker for every occasion. you can trust her with anything and she will always be there for you. the best honorary little sister you'll ever find.

Person 1:
There goes Crutchie, she's so cool, I want to be friends with her.

*jumps up from behind you*

Crutchie:
Sure, lemme just polish my blackmail folder on you and stalk you for a while first.