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Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity

The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.

Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

by Keef Scott September 14, 2020