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Crystal Methany

A hot mama, child of 6. Hooters by night, Alley behind Wackos by night. From a harsh childhood of being bullied for being prego at age 6 with sextuplets. She became a word renowned buissniuss woman, doing classified work 😏

"I bring my little league homies to Hooters to eat, little do they know, I go out back and eat somethin else" -Crystal Methany 'sDaddy #69

by Crystalmethany February 9, 2017

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Crystal Methany

A girl named Bethany. Wo likes Crystal Meth.

Frat Boy #1 - Dude! Did you see Crystal Methany last night?

Frat Boy #2 - Yeah! She smoked like a fistfull of dat shit!

by lulz.lulz. September 24, 2009

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