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cuddleshock

the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.

Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.

by badmintonlover February 10, 2011

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cuddleshock

(for a male) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach between there legs and find a penis.

(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.

Spencer: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that chick last night?
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...

by badmintonlover13 February 26, 2011

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cuddleshock

When you’re cuddling with your significant other and you look at them while cuddling and think β€œmy god this person actually exists in my life and wants to lay with me and be around me.”

Jim: When I was laying with Christine last night I had major cuddleshock. She’s just so wonderful

by BigManBomb78 October 22, 2019