Cui

To Masturbate. Originated from a person named Harry Cui, who was believed to have masturbated at least 10 times a day. Suspected of even ditching friends and parties to do it.

Person 1: Oh man I'm sorry dude I have a ton of homework, I can't get out.
Person 2: Bullsh*t, you just want to cui.

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cuy

Cuy = Guinea Pig Ecuador

The only "difference" is that in Ecuador cuyes are not pets, they are bred, much like chickens, to be later broiled and served as a delicacy.

person1: What should we cook for our guests today?
person2: I think we should get some Cuyes and serve them with potatos and encebollado.

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cuy

A distinctly Ecuadorian dish of roasted guinea pig. Comes from the sound a guinea pig makes.... "cuy! cuy!".

Ecuadorians love to eat cuy.

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cui

Verb: To Masturbate. Can also be used as a noun (e.g. "I love the cui").

Person 1: "Man that was a good cui".
Person 2: "Nothin like cuiing in the early morn".

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CUI

CUI (pronounced as "queue-ee"). Stands for Completely Useless Information.

"I just spent 15 minutes listening to that CUI from my boss"

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To masterbate alot, even though alot of people wont say they cui they really do. This guy named Joey i know does it.

Ricky: What are you gonna do man?
Joey: I might go home and cui some more

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cui

“Can you imagine”

Not to be confused with cufi: “Can you fucking imagine?”

Each letter must be said separately. Obvs.

Hi pal. Cui how fun it will be when those ratchet strippers queef in our face tonight? I mean cufi?

I sure can pally.

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