cullman county

The home of losers that beat the shit out of people because they are that unhappy with themselves. The place where people can beat their significant other and only see a 24 hour hold. Aka. The definition of loserville. You can be a felon and have a gun in your possession in this little piece of Alabama. Just know. The people that care will always have whoever you hurts back.

Dude 1 - Cullman county is full of losers
Dude 2 - yeah I know. I need to move. The pill heads are out of control and everyone thinks it’s okay to beat their significant other
Dude 1 - dats tru der boy now ya ought to pack yur shit and leave town before someone finds out
Dude 2- I’m out of here. Y’all are a bunch of crazy fucking assholes

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