Cum Cataclysm

The ultimatum of our universe's existence. Sometime, in the next 100 trillion years, when all of the stars have faded out, a great, powerful force will take hold. A tidal wave of semen will wash over all of existence, enveloping it. The universe will be submerged in semen, similar to that of Rapture from the acclaimed game series Bioshock. The new powers of the semen tsunami will reinvigorate the universe, giving the stars a new source of power, Cum Power. This Cum Power will serve as the ultimate driving energy of existence. Planets will rise, with cum-adapted aquatic species.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.

"The Cum Cataclysm awaits!" shouted Steph, in public.

Bystanders stopped to look at him.

He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.