The Cum Goblet is a sexual activity in where whilst having a hand job your inexperienced girlfriend puts her hand over the top of your bell-end as if it were an upturned goblet she then proceeds to move up and down until you cum onto her palm
Josh’s girlfriend gave him the cum goblet
I hope my girlfriend doesn’t give me the cum goblet
What the fuck is a cum goblet
Cum Goblets
1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.
2. Large very round breast that attract cum.
1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."
2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"
An insult. Another way of calling someone a slut, just a tad bit ✨fancier✨
Could also mean that then often get cummed in.
Example 1:
A: "You're such a whore B, with all the men you've slept with, you're practically a fuckin Cum Goblet."
B: Maybe I like it! Dont kink shame bitch!
Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
An insult. Can be used endearingly among friends. Just another way of calling someone a slut but, ✨fancier✨
Also to call someone who likes getting cummed on or in ig
Example 1:
Stacy: "Can you stay off my man for one goddamn second?! God! You're such a Cum Goblet!"
Tracy: "Don't kink shame me!"
Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her