A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.
"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"
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A woman who you are sexually interested in because you want to bust a nut all over their insides.
"What's up cum muffin, you wan sum fuk?"
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A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.
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This game is usually played with 3 or more paticipants in any enviroment.
To play this game, first you must buy a muffin and hollow out the top to mid-center like a basin.
Next players "Circle jerk" into the muffin. Whoever is last to ejaculate into the muffin is the person who must eat the muffin, or they are bludgeoned by their friends.
Simply put, this game is "Last to beat it, eat it."
Did you hear about Nick downing that cum muffin? GROSS! I bet he liked it..
That Ryan kid came first, I think he's gay..
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a game played where a buch of guys try to cum on a muffin and whoever cums last has to take a bite out of it
The JROTC members played cum on a muffin and Frank lost. He licked the cum of the top and then started sucking on it like a penis. then he bit off the tip
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a term used your ex girlfriends
that bitch was a cum guzzleing cunt muffin