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Cum crusty

A cum crusry is the dryed ejaculation cum wad. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my navle hair. f y i clean it up before it dryes up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith August 25, 2006

83👍 45👎


cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith August 29, 2006

9👍 7👎


cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, the head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith August 29, 2006

6👍 12👎


crusty cum bubble

An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.

Shut up you crusty cum bubble!

by Sydney June 3, 2004

18👍 8👎


Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.

Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!

by electricllizard January 24, 2023


crusty cum basket

the british slang term for a crusty the clown rubbish bin

honey i just filled up my crusty cum basket
im about to go make some tea

by anonyumous 36 December 1, 2022


crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt

A girl who is a huge THOT through out the work area.

Bill: your a crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt !

by Goblinqueen March 9, 2017