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Lol, get a cum filled mug for your GF Karen
"I got a cum filled mug for my GF Karen!"
"That's great, man!"
(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.
When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.
A promiscuous person who is defined by the use of a condom. A dinger is slang for condoms.
"Seriously dude, that chick is a cum filled dinger."
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A phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as "fish sticks!", "fuck.", "oh shit!" or "Bob Saget!" You can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with cum instead of jelly. The most effective phrase to use that doesn't include a curse word.
boy: "I'm so happy, i finished my homework and i think i'm going to get to third base tonight!"
friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"
boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!
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a cum bubble that is filled with sist.
"Bryanna always has sist filled cum bubble's "
me- "dude , whats that ..? " Bryanna - "oh i always have sist filled cum bubble's" me- "sounds painful ,and sexy in a way " ;D
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When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
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