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Cumboarding

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.

The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.

by MiTaiSter September 18, 2009

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Cumboard

The act of ejaculating onto something such as a couch or a bed, and covering up the stain by dumping water on it.

Mark: "Hey goober, whats this stain on the couch?"
Goober: "Oh, that's just some water I spilled earlier. Just ignore it."
Mark: "You sure you didn't Cumboard the couch?"

by EpicMan949 January 20, 2023