cume

the old english word for sperm

Andrew drank a fine keg of Bob's cume

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cume

Short for "cumulative audience", it's the total number of listeners a radio station has over the course of an average week. Total amount of time spent listening does not matter...if you listen to station A for fifteen minutes one day and station B three hours every day, you're still cumed to both stations.

If you regularly listen to three radio stations over the course of a week, then you cume three stations, and thos three stations would consider you part of their cume.

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cume

Short for "cumulative," among other things.

Jane did really well on her final exams in college, she got a 3.7 cume!

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cume

Cumulative, especially g.p.a.

With a cume of 3.8, she graduated _Magna cum Laude_

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cume

(Short for "cumulative".)

1. The combined averages of a student's GPA.

n. "Joe's CUME was barely high enough to apply for most colleges."

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cume

frenchified synonim of jizz
original: cum
new: cume

original: lick my cum bitch!
new: licke mon cume la chiene!(lick my cum bitch!)

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cume

semen, in the form of spice

excuse me, do you have any cume?

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