cumtism

Baptism of cum: a trail that most be completed to be indoctrinated into the lgbtq+ community..

Austin: im so excited my cumtism is tomorrow, i cant wait to be accepted into the lgbtq+ community

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cumtism

See "gooning."

This definition is motivated by the idea that mid-gooning session, an individual (usually male) can no longer adhere to social conventions and instead enters a weird and mystical world of inner expression. This is accompanied by an animalistic behavior that is no longer hidden by a veneer, and is plainly observable. However, to the subject, the existence of these observers does not register. In a sense, it's an "autism" necessitated by the desire to cum.

Ergo, cumtism.

Person C (trying to rip his dick off his body while crushing it): "AWOOGA AWOOGA, big MILKIE, huhuhuhhuhhuhuh-"

person A: "Tf is he on!?"
person B: "Oh goddamn it, his cumtism is acting up again, fuck!"