Cunt Pump

The most offensive cocktail in the world. It consists of gin, with a dash of tomato juice, some French mustard, a tiny dribble of water, and rather than a cocktail umbrella, a tampon.

Shayla slapped Kandron when he asked for a Cunt Pump, not realising that he had given up absinthe.

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cunt pump

Vigorous thrusting of same or opposite sex against genitalia resulting in a happy ending. CP. ed, ing.

Candace cunt pumped Marshall the other night at my mom's house.

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