cunt tree

A whole bunch of related peoples all descended from one cunt.
A family tree with a cunt at the top. Because of the cunt and its inherent value, you need to apply for a visa to enter.

Which cunt tree are you from? My mother's cunt!

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cunt tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear (an ornamental pear tree). Also known as a weed in tree form. Smells horrid - like a dirty vagina, semen, or fish depending on the day, wind, and weather conditions. Smells especially awful when it rains.
After blossoming is complete, is a pleasant and lovely tree to be around.

Person 1: "Eew, what smells like dirty vagina?"
Person 2: "Looks like the cunt trees are in bloom."

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cunt tree

similar to dick tree

the guy was a fuckn dick tree,

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cunt tree

A manipulation of the word "country" that refers to country music. This makes it derogatory and therefore fun to use against those who actually listen to it.

That damn Pro-Southern white trash person is always blaring their cunt tree music way too damn loud.

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cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.

Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.

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cunt tree

shitty music played my hicks with cowboy hats

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't stand that CUNT TREE music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cunt Tree

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.

"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.

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