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n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).
see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard
Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served
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Someone who’s rude all time, bitchy attitude, and usually is an elise, blames other people for being narcissist
damm elise acts like a cunt muffin sometimes
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a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin
The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest
Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique
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Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.
Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"
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this is when a muffin of your choice is shoved inside a cunt, leaving only the muffin top exposed ready to be eaten by a man, or woman, depending on the cunt's owner's sexual species.
Man 1: Hey I heard Julie just made a cunt muffin! You want to go ask her if we can eat it?
Man 2: Definitely Julie always makes awesome cunt muffins!
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